i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual
not into sex, really into puns
she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars
they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.
(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
#the tru meaning of the davinci code exists in the vatican’s dick drawer
Men are overgrown children, regardless of age
Reblogged from pbnpineapples
Originally from pbnpineapples
I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.