Things I Like

28 Jul

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

Reblogged from lightningspiral
Originally from baublesaccumulated

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28 Jul

castielcampbell:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

i literally had these two teenagers apologizing to me for getting a video game for them and checking them out. meanwhile their parents are being the rudest people i’ve ever witnessed

Reblogged from guardian-of-heart
Originally from life-at-taco-bell

(Source: life-at-taco-bell)

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27 Jul

christycorr:

needlekind:

anoteinpink:

fourofthem:

au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home

on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender that’s more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and it’s all this guy’s fault but he won’t stop screaming about how he’s gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes “I’M FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOU” and odysseus is just so done that he says “nobody” and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning “NOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!”

majestic-beard:

#I’M FUCKING SCREAMING #THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD THO #ODYSSEUS’ GF PENELOPE IS STUCK AT ANOTHER PARTY #GETTING HIT ON BY DOUCHES FROM ANOTHER FRAT #BUT ODYSSEUS HAS TO LIKE FIND A NEW CAR AND TRIES TO BORROW ONE FROM THIS CHICK WHO GIVES HIM SOME FUCKIN LACED POT OR SOMETHING BC HE FEELS LIKE HE’S BEEN THERE FOREVER #AND MEANWHILE PENELOPE HAS BEEN FORCED TO SAY THAT SHE’LL GO HOME WITH WHOEVER CAN BEAT HER AT BEERPONG #ONLY SHE’S FUCKIN LEGENDARY #SUCKS TO SUCK THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN BEAT HER IS ODYSSEUS #BUT HE HAS TO BE ON THE DL BC THIS FRAT HATES HIS GUTS #AND HE BEATS HER #AND SHE KNOWS IT’S HIM

Reblogged from lightningspiral
Originally from fourofthem

(Source: fourofthem)

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26 Jul

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

Reblogged from ossidi
Originally from k1mkardashian

(Source: k1mkardashian)

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25 Jul
southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

I would have this same conversation literally every time I wore a dress in college:
Other person: That’s a cute dress!  What’s the occasion?Me: Laundry day.

southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

I would have this same conversation literally every time I wore a dress in college:

Other person: That’s a cute dress!  What’s the occasion?
Me: Laundry day.

Reblogged from straw-berrygashes
Originally from bowsbrosandbacardi

(Source: bowsbrosandbacrdi)

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25 Jul

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

As with shaving supplies, the men’s versions will be noticeably less expensive without any apparent difference in quality.

Reblogged from purplerose128
Originally from 2bainzz

(Source: 2bainzz)

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25 Jul

twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

Reblogged from straw-berrygashes
Originally from fireball-mudflap

(Source: fireball-mudflap)

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25 Jul
theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

Reblogged from straw-berrygashes
Originally from youll-never-get-me-alive

(Source: youll-never-get-me-alive)

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25 Jul

Reblogged from straw-berrygashes
Originally from teenagenicks

(Source: teenagenicks)

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25 Jul

southerngothics:

the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

Reblogged from straw-berrygashes
Originally from southerngothics

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Basically, tumblr has no way to organize the like folder on your dash, so rather than continue building pages and pages of likes that I would have to simply scroll through to find things, I made this blog. Now I can tag my likes and keep them organized that way!